2009
Overall: 148-122: +56.0 units
MLB: 16-17 +7.2 units
NBA: 51-31 +48.3 units
NHL: 25-17 +28.3 units
NCAAB: 27-36 -44.1 units
Soccer: 25-11 +36.7 units
Golf: 4-6 -0.4 units
Futures: 0-4 -20 units
Day Started: March 16,2009
Last Day Updated: April 7,2009
Number of Days: 23
Monday, March 16, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Luis' Streak #3
Play Number 1:
San Antonio Spurs vs. Los Angeles Clippers Over 46.5 (1Q)
$5 to win $4.54
Nothing like waiting til the last game to make your first bet of the day. Dont worry, I had my eye on this bet all day...it has nothing to do with desperation.
WIN
Fred Mutha-Fuckin Jones hit a 63ft 3 pointer with time expiring to make the score 26-21. Amazing. I officially just blew my wad on a first game of a streak. Sweet.
Play Number 2:
San Antonio Spurs vs. Los Angeles Clippers +.5 (+115) (3Q)
$9.54 to win $10.97
Always liked that show Press Your Luck.....lets officially call the Clippers, the Whammys.
LOSS
Fuck the Spurs and the Clippers and the NBA for scheduling this game last. Cocks.
San Antonio Spurs vs. Los Angeles Clippers Over 46.5 (1Q)
$5 to win $4.54
Nothing like waiting til the last game to make your first bet of the day. Dont worry, I had my eye on this bet all day...it has nothing to do with desperation.
WIN
Fred Mutha-Fuckin Jones hit a 63ft 3 pointer with time expiring to make the score 26-21. Amazing. I officially just blew my wad on a first game of a streak. Sweet.
Play Number 2:
San Antonio Spurs vs. Los Angeles Clippers +.5 (+115) (3Q)
$9.54 to win $10.97
Always liked that show Press Your Luck.....lets officially call the Clippers, the Whammys.
LOSS
Fuck the Spurs and the Clippers and the NBA for scheduling this game last. Cocks.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Luis' Streak #2
Play Number 1:
Georgetown +7 (-110) vs. Villanova
$5 to win $4.54
The best part about putting up a loser in the first game of the day is that I get to start another streak before lunchtime.
WIN
They won the game outright. Hurrah. Glad it just counts as 1 in the standings.
Play Number 2:
California +3 (-110) vs. UCLA (2nd half)
$9.54 to win $8.67
Cause making bets on teams I like worked out well in Streak #1. Also, I havent had a good reason to yell at that jackoff Monty recently.
Fuck the Bears. They were in this thing until about 5 min left. I hate them. However, I cant wait to bet on them as huge underdogs in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
Georgetown +7 (-110) vs. Villanova
$5 to win $4.54
The best part about putting up a loser in the first game of the day is that I get to start another streak before lunchtime.
WIN
They won the game outright. Hurrah. Glad it just counts as 1 in the standings.
Play Number 2:
California +3 (-110) vs. UCLA (2nd half)
$9.54 to win $8.67
Cause making bets on teams I like worked out well in Streak #1. Also, I havent had a good reason to yell at that jackoff Monty recently.
Fuck the Bears. They were in this thing until about 5 min left. I hate them. However, I cant wait to bet on them as huge underdogs in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Sean's Streak #2
Play number 1: Yale +2.5 at Pennsylvania
$5 to win $4.76
Fuck it. I'm not wasting any time. And generally girls who go to Yale are pretty hot. As if that has anything to do with anything.
Hey, I won! I've always said my best plays were on Friday night Ivy League games.
Play number 2: Eastern Washington +4 vs. Portland St.
$9.76 to win $8.87
I have no idea about this one. But people REALLY seem to like Portland St. So fuck those people.
Push. Really? I guess this is a good thing. Or at least it isn't a bad thing. But I suppose I just have to replay play number 2, since this one really doesn't count. Which means if I ever get to 10, it'll actually be 11. I am Spinal Tap.
Play number 2 (part 2): Tennessee +4.5 at Florida
$9.76 to win $8.87
I don't have a good feel for Tennessee. Apparently they're good, but every time I watch them play they look awful. So I guess I won't be watching this one.
Ha! I told you not watching the game would work!
Play number 3: Georgia Southern +6 vs. Citadel
$18.63 to win $16.94
This one is virtually guaranteed to lose! But seriously, I really did overthink it and do research and GSU is kind of ok at home. And taking this seriously is probably the kiss of death. Also, what the fuck is Citadel?
$5 to win $4.76
Fuck it. I'm not wasting any time. And generally girls who go to Yale are pretty hot. As if that has anything to do with anything.
Hey, I won! I've always said my best plays were on Friday night Ivy League games.
Play number 2: Eastern Washington +4 vs. Portland St.
$9.76 to win $8.87
I have no idea about this one. But people REALLY seem to like Portland St. So fuck those people.
Push. Really? I guess this is a good thing. Or at least it isn't a bad thing. But I suppose I just have to replay play number 2, since this one really doesn't count. Which means if I ever get to 10, it'll actually be 11. I am Spinal Tap.
Play number 2 (part 2): Tennessee +4.5 at Florida
$9.76 to win $8.87
I don't have a good feel for Tennessee. Apparently they're good, but every time I watch them play they look awful. So I guess I won't be watching this one.
Ha! I told you not watching the game would work!
Play number 3: Georgia Southern +6 vs. Citadel
$18.63 to win $16.94
This one is virtually guaranteed to lose! But seriously, I really did overthink it and do research and GSU is kind of ok at home. And taking this seriously is probably the kiss of death. Also, what the fuck is Citadel?
Sean's Streak #1
Play number 1: Colorado +115 vs. LA Angels
$5 to win $5.15
I'm betting on preseason baseball. Whee! Also, I feel like this whole project is just a more educated version of Deal or No Deal.
By "more educated", I think I meant more retarded. Colorado scored two runs in the top of the first inning and then gave up three in the bottom. Then they proceeded to make outs against a bunch of no name asshole pitchers eventually losing 5-3. I love pre-season baseball!
$5 to win $5.15
I'm betting on preseason baseball. Whee! Also, I feel like this whole project is just a more educated version of Deal or No Deal.
By "more educated", I think I meant more retarded. Colorado scored two runs in the top of the first inning and then gave up three in the bottom. Then they proceeded to make outs against a bunch of no name asshole pitchers eventually losing 5-3. I love pre-season baseball!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Luis' Streak #1
Play Number 1:
Minnesota Twins (EVEN) vs New York Yankees
$5 to win $5
WIN
Yanks went up 2-0 in the first and 3-0 after the second. The Twins then chipped away after knowing how important the game was to me.
Play Number 2:
Golden State Warriors vs Charlotte Bobcats Under 206.5 (-110)
$10 to win 9.09
LOSS
I hate the Warriors, the Bobcats and the three Assholes that were officiating. This game was super high scoring thanks to tons of bogus fouls in the second and third quarter and then to kick me in the nuts they only score 25 points in the first 10 min of the 4th to gently tease me into thinking I had a chance. Dicks.
Minnesota Twins (EVEN) vs New York Yankees
$5 to win $5
WIN
Yanks went up 2-0 in the first and 3-0 after the second. The Twins then chipped away after knowing how important the game was to me.
Play Number 2:
Golden State Warriors vs Charlotte Bobcats Under 206.5 (-110)
$10 to win 9.09
LOSS
I hate the Warriors, the Bobcats and the three Assholes that were officiating. This game was super high scoring thanks to tons of bogus fouls in the second and third quarter and then to kick me in the nuts they only score 25 points in the first 10 min of the 4th to gently tease me into thinking I had a chance. Dicks.
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