Play number 1: Yale +2.5 at Pennsylvania
$5 to win $4.76
Fuck it. I'm not wasting any time. And generally girls who go to Yale are pretty hot. As if that has anything to do with anything.
Hey, I won! I've always said my best plays were on Friday night Ivy League games.
Play number 2: Eastern Washington +4 vs. Portland St.
$9.76 to win $8.87
I have no idea about this one. But people REALLY seem to like Portland St. So fuck those people.
Push. Really? I guess this is a good thing. Or at least it isn't a bad thing. But I suppose I just have to replay play number 2, since this one really doesn't count. Which means if I ever get to 10, it'll actually be 11. I am Spinal Tap.
Play number 2 (part 2): Tennessee +4.5 at Florida
$9.76 to win $8.87
I don't have a good feel for Tennessee. Apparently they're good, but every time I watch them play they look awful. So I guess I won't be watching this one.
Ha! I told you not watching the game would work!
Play number 3: Georgia Southern +6 vs. Citadel
$18.63 to win $16.94
This one is virtually guaranteed to lose! But seriously, I really did overthink it and do research and GSU is kind of ok at home. And taking this seriously is probably the kiss of death. Also, what the fuck is Citadel?
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